For the last year-and-a-half, I’ve been obsessed with Glengary Glenn Dorsey. You all know this. I probably reference Dorsey on this blog as much as all our other players combined. There are various reasons for this, which I’ve discussed ad nauseam and don’t need to be repeated. The point is that for me watching the Chiefs has [...]
Chiefs on Johnson: “The matter is closed.”
Take that, Larry Johnson! I don’t know what type of coddling you’re used to, but things have changed around here. Take a cheap shot at your coach, use a homophobic slur on camera, and prove once and for all that you’re a terrible human being, and there will be consequences. In this case, you’ll be [...]
Jesus fucking Christ
I spent 3 hours last night working on an LJ post. It was very long, and it covered a lot. I was really proud of it. Then, because Sprint decided to take away my phone as modem option* so I no longer have internet access at my home, I had to put the computer aside and [...]
Chiefs trade current bad player for future bad player
The Tank Tyler era is officially over. Beast Nation’s #2 guy will now be devouring blocks for the Carolina Panthers. I’d wish Tank well, but I’m fairly certain he’ll be out of the NFL within the next couple years. Although somehow Junior Siavii is playing for the Cowboys*, so I guess you never know. Maybe Stank hangs around a [...]
Have you heard the good news?
He is risen. The end times are finally at hand. The wheat shall be cut from the chaff.
And not only that, the Chiefs have finally won a game!
Look, I don’t want to say it was my prediction that gave the team the confidence it needed to win. In fact, I won’t say it. I refuse [...]
Disaster strikes
I’ve had this post ready since wednesday, but I tried and failed like 5 times to get it up (not like that, dude!). I won’t bore you with the details, but suffice it to say I had to jump through some serious hoops. Either the world was against me on this one or I’m just [...]
What might have been
Kent Babb, who usually I think is just OK, had an awesome post on the Star’s Red Zone blog today. It’s called Revisionist History, and its basically a realistic look back at the Jared Allen trade and the impact its had on our team. The post comes on the heels of Allen’s monster game monday [...]
We got a bad game, here
The Chiefs have now lost 27 of 29 games. That, mine freunds, is the worst stretch in NFL history. Are we having fun yet? I CAN’T HEEEEEEEEAR YOOOOOOOU!!!!
What do you say after a game like that? Another game like that? This one was over from the opening kickoff. I gotta say, I’m not seein’ many [...]
We may be 0 for 3 on games played, but we’re 10 for 10 on secrets kept!
In yet another brilliant move by the best personnel man in sports, Tyler Thigpen was traded today. I gotta say, I love this move. Thigpen HAD TO GO. There is simply no room on this team for a durable quarterback who can put points on the board whilst running for his life behind a terrible [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Bobby Wade!
So we lost to the Raiders at home for the second year in a row. I gotta say, that’s pretty embarrassing. Given how well we were moving the ball and how pathetic their offense was, I just assumed we’d eventually take the lead and keep it. After Cassel’s incredible touchdown pass to my man D-Bowe [...]
