I’ve been hinting at this for over a week now, and the result is that its kind of old news, but the Brothers Thorman over at Arrowhead Pride have officially been credentialed by the Kansas City Chiefs. That’s right, there are now bloggers in the press-box.
It was only a matter of time before this happened [...]
Congratulations Arrowhead Pride!
Jeff Webb drafted by ESPN; Herm Edwards denies involvement
As you can all probably imagine, I was pleased as punch when I heard Jeff Webb had been released. Granted, Webb’s fate was basically sealed the day his adopted father was shown the door, but it was still nice to make it official. My only concern is how this is going to affect my old [...]
Preseason is the new postseason
Because of my status as an enlightened east coast artist, I obviously wasn’t able to watch the game saturday. There’s just so much to do in New York, you know? My life is, like, really really fast*. I hardly care about sports, honestly. I’m way more into poetry. Poetry, and weird, outlandish clothing. And anything independent. And eastern [...]
Newz its too late to yewz
As I’m sure you’ve all heard by now, Tyson Jackson has signed and is in training camp. His contract is big, but about what you’d expect for a guy drafted where he was in today’s NFL. Jackson missed almost a week of camp, but nobody made a big deal about it, myself included. Hey, if [...]
Heeeee’s BA-AAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!
Just when you thought it was safe to be a Chiefs offensive lineman, Glenngary Glenn Dorsey has exploded back onto the practice field. Whether Dorsey actually passed the fitness test or was merely given a “Jesus Christ this guy is never gonna finish this” exemption, he is now practicing with the team. It’s been fun, [...]
Dorsey watch
In continuation of what is quickly becoming one of the most hilarious situations in Chiefs history, Louisiana Fats still isn’t practicing. For the third day in a row, he failed the conditioning test and was relegated to humiliating busywork drills on the sidelines while his teammates practiced actual football. I gotta say, I think this [...]
Dorsey fails conditioning test; “Beast” status unaffected
For those who haven’t heard, Glengarry Glenn Dorsey failed Todd Haley’s beginning-of-camp conditioning test. I don’t know exactly what this test entailed, but early reports are that it included a series of 3 300-yard runs, and that Dorsey was one of the only players that failed. I don’t know if there was a time-limit to [...]
